After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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