This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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