so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My vagina is officially offended.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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