wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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