Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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