We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Jerry, you need to find god
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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