Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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