so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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