I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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