But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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