Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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