We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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