I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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