I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
