She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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