i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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