I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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