Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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