But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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