I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He felt like a one man threesome
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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