In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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