yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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