Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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