end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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