That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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