If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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