I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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