Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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