My nipple is on Facebook.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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