So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Semen is not good for contacts.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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