I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
