All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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