Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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