don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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