how hairy? two words: wookie tits
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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