i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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