Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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