clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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