You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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