Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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