I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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