i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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