he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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