Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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