can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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