So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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