Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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