Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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