he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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