Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
